A sample of five of my best personal belches, lowered in pitch (considerably) added echo and edited together to form a (hopefully) comedic choir of gastroinstestinal excess.
Two cartoon "eye blinking" sounds performed on a synth xylophone instrument on logic pro. Credit's nice, but optional. Feel free to use this for whatever you'd like.
A sort of film , or tv series soundtrack, as a interleave piece between scenes. Created with garageband, using loops, assembling, editing parts , adjusted few parameters.
This was created as a sound effect for the play 'the government inspector' by gogol. It includes thumps, bumps, hits, slaps, boings, chickens, goats and a hubcap. Feel free to use as you'd like. Enjoy.
Someone opening an envelope. Neutral background indoor atmos. Recorded on a zoom h1. This is raw and unedited. As used in release the clowns sketch comedy podcast, which you can find here releasetheclowns. Podbean. Com.
Reupload. Trying to clean this up. This is a back-handed compliment. Aka sarcasm disguised to look like a compliment when really an insult. Mp3, audacity, adobepodcast.
A slide whistle sound, classically used for falling effects in cartoons. Also good for droops and drooping. For the british sound connoisseur, it was used for comedy/innuedo effect in the "carry on" films. Recorded with a zoom h4n and shotgun mic.
What this is is what you can make of it. Credit is appreciated, but i understand that keeping track is kind of a pain. If you use it in your project, feel free to send me a link! i'd love to see it! :).
I recorded bad drum playing for the purposes of comedy and decided to upload since i had to go a record it to because i couldn't find it online. Feel free to use how you wish.
I recorded bad drum playing for the purposes of comedy and decided to upload since i had to go a record it to because i couldn't find it online. Feel free to use how you wish.
A strange combination of slurps, sips, loud drinking, and burping that i used in an episode of a comedy podcast where a vampire drank a bunch of blood. I dare you to use it and let me know how.
Drum roll after a joke, also called sting https://en. Wikipedia. Org/wiki/sting_(percussion). Made with reason by propellerhead software. Https://www. Propellerheads. Se/.
Something of an 'outtake' whilst trying to record a bird chirping. Not only was the resulting recording very poor, as you may hear, but the bird in question shit on my car! happens about 25s in. Recorded 05/09/18.
It's hard to find a good doppler scream and harder to make the effect in sound editing systems. Here's a few falling scream varieties. Just toy with the pitch and you make a variety of plummeting people. Recorded at home on a phone recorder.
A real series of gastrointestinal sounds - very funny. Robots converse about the sounds and one of the robots make a funny comment about another one. Contains real human laughter and a real human scream placed in a specific way in the sound wave to add a funny effect.
Simple drone sound, created by using ableton's operator plus some granulator and effects. It can be used as a subtle background noise to make your scene tenser or etc. You get itexperiment with volume automation.
A phrenetic loop where you can imagine trump is wearing a skinsuit of charlie chapman and making a mess in fast forward. Used an ensoniq fizmo with some compression.
Ripping-stretching-rubber. Many uses from comedy to horror live recording on audio-technica 40 series studio mic many variations. Natural room reverb. 24bit 48khz wav file.
A somewhat comical scream from a man in pain. Could be used in a horror project or a comedy project. This is my voice, it was recorded with a blue snowball ice microphone at home. No effects were added to allow the sound to be used as widely as possible.
This is the intro from maple leaf rag as arranged by sheets music boss on youtube, credit them not me, here is the link to their channel: https://www. Youtube. Com/c/sheetmusicboss. Just a fun little jazz piano like thing that you could use to start a funny episode of a show or comedy skit.
Car applying breaks at high speed. 11 sounds. Good for car sounds, comedy videos, or cartoons. No credit needed, feel free to use it for whatever you want. If you can make a million bucks off it, awesome!.
Like a spring air - flying over the rooftops of a small new england town. Classical start up film into to a situation comedy or children's film. Markers set for morphagene. Enjoy!.
A cartoony sting made in logic pro x, perhaps a blink or a surprised reaction? credit is appreciated, but i understand that keeping track is kind of a pain. If you use it in your project, feel free to send me a link! i'd love to see it! :).
Made these sounds with a sheet of metal! have you ever heard how crazy gibbons sound in the wild? it can sound very similar to this. Would love to know what people use it for :).
Made these sounds with a sheet of metal! have you ever heard how crazy gibbons sound in the wild? it can sound very similar to this. Would love to know what people use it for :).
I got bored and decided to record this, i'm not sure how you could use it but i decided to upload it anyway :p (note: it will be higher quality once you download it). Recorded with sony hdr-pj260v then edited with audacity.
Sounds like a cartoon getting hit on the head with a frying pan to me. But it can be whatever you want it to be! would love to know what people use it for :).
A remix of two sound --"whip02" by snowflakessee: https://www. Freesound. Org/people/snowflakes/sounds/72190/&"facepunch" by makemebadsee: https://www. Freesound. Org/people/makemebad/sounds/95735/both sounded were licensed under creative commons. Used for a comedy web series. See: http://www. Agorothephobicmonster. Com/video-reel.
It's me growling "metal barrel" in a few different ways. It's an inside joke, but maybe you'll find it funny too. Recorded with an sm57 via umc202hd into audacity under manajro linux kde. I was adjusting the mic gain during recording, so the levels vary.
