I have a knack for the reprehensible as some may have gathered. It comes naturally. So every once in a while my partner sings about it. Karen carpenter sang, "don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear. . . " so why did i post it? because 1. It's only fair that more should suffer than just me, and 2. I'm curious to see if anyone will download it. We're working on "blue moon" of the doo-wop variety. Part of it.
This is the first sound in a new pack of sounds where i shall use a virtual ans for the audio, i got the idea from pschrandt's sounds (check him out at https://freesound. Org/people/pschrandt/). With this one, i was just playing around a bit with the spectrogram brush.
A bunch of words! cut out a peice that you like using audacity or using an online audio trimmer. Includes: hello, go to bed, turn around, come find me, im hiding, i can see you, im gonna kill you.
It's me growling "metal barrel" in a few different ways. It's an inside joke, but maybe you'll find it funny too. Recorded with an sm57 via umc202hd into audacity under manajro linux kde. I was adjusting the mic gain during recording, so the levels vary.
Boxer training on jumping rope. North of france 2014. The rope is whisting with speed variation and banging the floor. The boxer sometime is making a mistake and start again. Recorded with schoeps set up: ab ortf couple and a cmc6 mk4 micrecorder on sounddevice 744 through m3i mixer. 48khz, 16 bitsreducted on lr stereo.
A somewhat comical scream from a man in pain. Could be used in a horror project or a comedy project. This is my voice, it was recorded with a blue snowball ice microphone at home. No effects were added to allow the sound to be used as widely as possible.
A recording of me fucking my wife from around 2016. The recording would have been made with a zoom h6 and possibly a rode ntg4 mic though it was possibly just the x/y capsule that comes with the recorder. I think that is some bartok playing faintly in the background.
Man taking a piss in a parking lot. The sound of the urine hitting a hard surface, pavement, in a suburban aural context with zipper at end. Recorded with zoom h2; field recording background has insect chirps and distant highway noise.
A full grown man being tormented by children. Screaming while a background music plays. This is creative commons, but if you use it, credit would be nice.
Old and sick asthmatic man breathing heavily. Recording made for play. Hardware: behringer b-1, m-audio fasttrack ultra, macbook prosoftware: adobe audition cs 6no post processing.
